Delegated 'catch & release' member of household
Mex·i·can Sum·mer
noun \ˈmek-si-kən\ \ˈsə-mər\
The time of the year I beg to grocery shop or find every excuse to expose my overly sweat saturated skin to air conditioner. Physical contact is evaded; the cultural greeting becomes an air kiss. Sweat mustaches before 7 a.m are commonplace. Mosquito repellent is layered on top of the sweat and sunscreen; the multiple layers needing to be removed with a loofa, at days end. One becomes accustomed to seeing a puddle of ass sweat upon standing up. The shower is the most visited area of the house. Strange tropical critters find the interior of your house inviting.
A season dedicated to the wild & brave whom are willing to stick around or come to visit. Rewarded with empty beaches, more time with locals and mad respect for being the crazy gringos who don't migrate north with the herd.
noun \ˈmek-si-kən\ \ˈsə-mər\
The time of the year I beg to grocery shop or find every excuse to expose my overly sweat saturated skin to air conditioner. Physical contact is evaded; the cultural greeting becomes an air kiss. Sweat mustaches before 7 a.m are commonplace. Mosquito repellent is layered on top of the sweat and sunscreen; the multiple layers needing to be removed with a loofa, at days end. One becomes accustomed to seeing a puddle of ass sweat upon standing up. The shower is the most visited area of the house. Strange tropical critters find the interior of your house inviting.
A season dedicated to the wild & brave whom are willing to stick around or come to visit. Rewarded with empty beaches, more time with locals and mad respect for being the crazy gringos who don't migrate north with the herd.
Nowhere to hide; except the waterside.
